Niche online following, meet Koolie.

Meet your favorite micro influencer and enjoy as she toes the line between yearning for authenticity and the boundaries of privacy!

Every day theres a pretentious young woman that decides to start a substack, and today that woman is me. You are welcome.

I’m approaching 25 and before my brain finishes I figured I should commit my self to another online platform. Find another way to shout into the online void and pray my niche online following shouts back. I am too pretentious to be labeled as a tiktok creator, so I had to expand! I need to share my niche interests that for sure no one else has!

I’ve sat here for almost two days trying to write up a good description of my self and I have failed over and over. For someone who claims to be so introspective, I have a very hard time explaining what I like and why I like it. I think part of it is avoiding the vulnerability of sharing my true self and the internal demand for authenticity. I want to be more unique than I am, but I also want to push past the pretentious rat that lives inside my brain and enjoy the beauty of simply being normal. I could scream!

So without further ado, here is what to expect from Koolie Clone.

Life as I know it, and maybe you can know it too

I am a self proclaimed deep thinker. I am emotional and empathetic and often times confused. I think I am funny but really only to a small group of people. Sometimes I feel very smart, sometimes not so much. I struggle with my body, my brain and my place in this world. I have serious imposter syndrome and a fear that I will never live up to my own expectations.

I also am kind and happy. I love bright colors and the way the light looks when it comes through the windows in my living room. I love to laugh and I think I want to start running. I love my friends and my family and finding things to be excited about in every day life. I love to thrift and antique, I am a magpie that ended up in a humans body!

I am complex and so is life and I just want to talk about it. I have always wanted the space to talk about things, and I figured here is where I make my own.

I’ve always kept a journal, but long form writing is something that is new to me in my adult life. I’ve written essays and reports, but I haven’t written anything for enjoyment since I was young. Now as an adult, I picked it up in a moment of grief and I experienced a lot of release. I was able to write out things I was feeling that I couldn’t really explain to anyone else, it forced me to take my time and express what was going on in my head rather than just feeling it.

I am learning as I go, I write how I talk, and I do not remember the rules of grammar. I need an outlet to get my brain out of my head, and maybe you need to hear what I am thinking.

Before I start sounding like an inspirational Facebook post I will go ahead and bring this to an end.

Thank you for reading and I hope to have something new out every other week!

If you want more from me, you can find me on all social platforms as KoolieClone.